This is Kelly flaunting her enormous chicken trophy. This baby won her first prize in the Two Harbors Chicken Hunting Classic '05. How could she not win, with such a fine specimen of gallus domesticus? See how proud she is, and note the look of pure terror and numb shock captured for all time with the chicken's death mask. That Kelly is a menace to chickens the world over. Actually, that is a rooster, so I suppose Kelly is a menace to roosters the world over. Chickens, too, probably.